regular normal guy

I am just aregular everyday normal guy… Nothing special about me Mother Fucka I am justa regular everyday normal guy… When I go to the clubs I wait in line MotherFucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy… I got 600 dollars In the bankMother Fucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy… And my sexualperformance is an average

I work atcustomer service for a phone company I make 12 bucks an hour but that’s all Ineed I live in a small apartment on a quiet street I don’t go out too much Ilike to watch TV I cant afford a car I use public transportation I don’t mind Iread ’til I reach my destination sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book theamount of money I save this shit is off the hook

And i am notvery good with the women I’m a pretty shy person and I’m average looking lasttime I had sex was in 2003 and I am ashamed to admit but it wasn’t free

I am just aregular everyday normal guy… I get nervous in social situations MotherFucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy… I get constipated once a monthMother Fucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy… And i make pretty goodspaghetti sauce Mother Fucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy… and Iget scared when I go see the dentist

I’m the“Pauly Shore“ of everyday life easily forgettable and I am not veryliked I have an „According to Jim“ personality I’m as entertaining asa fucking STD

if you wannamess with me I think you probably can because I am not confident and i am weakfor a man I’ll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back,yeah honestly I probably wont fight back And I don’t have many friends thatwould back me up My friend Steve would but he doesn’t look very tough

Steve:“You want some of this bitch?“

If you rarelyget laid put your hands up If you’re not well paid put your hands up If you gota pet cat put your hands up and if you got a bad back put your hands up

Jon: „Ihurt my back two summers ago moving a fridge and ever since then it’s just notthe same… you know it… it gets… It gets pretty sore“

I am just aregular everyday normal guy… My parents are really nice people Mother Fucka Iam just a regular everyday normal guy… I am somewhat afraid of heights MotherFucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy… I like the show „GreysAnatomy“ Mother Fucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy… and I ampretty good at making paper planes

Steve: „I could do this all day… I could do this all day… Icould do this all day..